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It's a real shock that you actually became a parent, on the top of that... with Arthur. When you woke up, you didn't know why your hips hurts like hell and why you're sleeping on the floor... With Arthur... Oh yeah, you just realized that Alfred kicked you on the hips many times with his monstrous strength while he was sleeping.

"O-Oww... my hips hurts..." you tried to stand up but you fell.

"___...? You awake...?" Arthur woke up, slowly opening his eyes.


"Something wrong?" he asked

"My hips f*ckin' hurt!!!" you growled.

"Shhh, you're gonna wake up the children!"

"Oh sorry..."

"Here, Let me help you" he proposed, tossing your arm over his shoulder.


Arthur led you to the living room, and let you watch the TV.

"Are you gonna attend the meeting today?" you asked him.

"Of course" he said, sitting beside you.

"Meeting, huh...? ...Spain's gonna host it today right?"


Then you heard Matthew crying. You stood up and went to check Matthew.

"What's wrong?" you asked and held him.

"My bear..." he sobbed.

"Oh the bear?" you crouched down to get it and gave him the bear. "Here ya' go, kiddo." You smiled and kissed him on the cheek.

"Thank you Mama." He kissed you back.

"Now, let's take you to Papa".

You're beginning to kinda enjoying this now. For you, it is somewhat a practice to become a real Mom.

"Good morning Matt" said Arthur with his arms wide open. You set Mattie down and let him run over to Arthur.

"Morning Papa." Matthew gave him a kiss.

"Is Alfred still asleep?" he asked.

"Yeah... Still in dreamland."

"That sleepy head..." he mumbled, avoiding to get heard by you. "I'll take shower now." he said. It was then Alfred woke up and headed straightly to you without greeting Arthur a 'good morning'. 'How rude...' Arthur thought.

"Mornin' Mama..." he said in a low voice, still sleepy.

"Oh Al? You still sleepy? Come here." He climbed on the couch and went to sleep in your lap.

After Arthur taking a shower, you also take a shower with Alfred and Matthew. If you had seen Arthur's face he had the "I'm jealous..." face. Pervert mode... Switch on! He even lent you a few clothes, like dresses and coats. If you're asking me why he has women's clothes, France gave it to him on Christmas as a gift.

You decided to bring along the two kids at the Conference because you couldn't leave them there alone.
When you opened the meeting room's door...

"Are we at a daycare...?" You saw the other countries also taking care of children. Spain is taking care of a little Romano and China taking care of 4 new Asians countries: Japan, Hong Kong, Korea and Taiwan; Russia helping him. Prussia is taking care of little Germany. Hungary and Austria are taking care of little Italy. Netherlands taking care of little Belgium.

"Arthur, I guess we entered the wrong room..."

"No we're not... Look... Our flags are up there..."

"Ohonhon~ Look who's here" That voice...

"France...? You're not taking care of a child?"

"Of course not, God wouldn't do such a horrid thing." Arthur chuckled.

"What do you mean by that!? You punk!"

"What did you say, you wine-bastard!?" Arthur couldn't smack Francis because he was holding Alfred.

"Arthur... Please don't show any violence in front of the children..." you sighed.

"Just don't let me see that frog's face..."


"Okay fine..." He headed to his seat and let Alfred sit on the table in front of him.

"But really... What's up with everyone suddenly popping out children?" you wondered, taking your seat.

"Probably they're the one who'll switch places with us..." he said quietly while playing with Alfred.

"Did you just say something?"


"What's up with you? You're acting strange today, eh?"

"I'm fine, don't worry about me, love" he said calmly and smiled at you.

"I'm going to Francis' house later, can you take care Mattie for me?"

"Eh...? Why there?"

"D-discussing some things... I guess..."

"Don't stay too late, got that?"


At Francis' house...

"Francis? Are you there?" You called as you knock at the door.

"Bonjour ___, come in."

"Do you need something?" He asked, closing the door.


"What is it? French Diet? Love tips?"


"How boring, so what is it?"

"C-can you tell me how to take care of a child?"

"What? You adopted a child even though you don't know how to take care of them?"

"I can't just leave them there, right!?"

"I understand... As what I would expect from a caring country like you..."

"Do you know something about it...?" you asked nervously.

"Leave it to Big Brother France~"

France taught you what you want, he talked like he has an experience before. "Experience"...? Did he got a woman pregnant?
(Reader: Dude! I don't want to hear that!)
But really, he knows a lot. You got to talk to France for about 3 to 4 hours all about the same topic but you never got bored of it.

"...and the most important, when the children wants to kiss you, you should kiss the father afterwards to let them know that you love each other~"


"I'm serious! If you don't do that, the children will get the idea that you don't like each other."

"Is there any other way...?"

"Hmmm... None~"

"Okay that's it! I'm leaving!" you marched out of the house without saying "Thank you" to him.

'She's so cute when she's blushing' Francis thought, small perverted smile on his face.


"I'm home!" you cried, taking of your boots.

"Mama!" Alfred and Matthew gave you a hug (at your legs, of course).

"Welcome home, love." Arthur gave you a kiss on the forehead.

"W-What's that for?" you blushed.

"It's normal for parents, right?" he grinned at how cute you are.

"So, what's did you discuss with France?" he asked.

"If I were you, I'd not ask..." you looked away from him.

"What love?" he leaned closer forward to you. he whispered into your ear,"Do you want another child?" and smirked like Prussia.
Chapter 2 of Kirkland Family~!

Next Chapter:

Reader-tan... If you're asking for advice, don't ever ask France again okay?
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015
the ending XD
Hidaniscute17 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
o//////o oh dear Nordic gods that last comment made by England hahaha. oh if he had a smirk like Prussia....

me: *light squelling and blushing while littile Alfred and matthew look on looking confused*

Mattie: mama why are you making those sounds and why is your face red....are you sick

England:*muttering* she might as well be with all her fangirling.
YumikoMichaelis Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015  Student General Artist
Hmm I give it thought.
DiscordedxHeart Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh shit *runs* nope nope nope!
Yuki-the-Trickster Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student General Artist
The last part... 
Me: NOoooooo!
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
England if imma be your wife…..DONT YOU DARE SMIRK LIKE PRUSSIA YA HEAR MEH! DONT YOU EVEN DARW DO THAT! AND……*dosent have an answer cause I'm a perv like France* ………...
LoveyouCry Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Fricking Aurther! XD
purpledragonflies Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xofandompridexo Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
England is going full pervert on us!!!~
Gamergirl47 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
*face palm* really Arthur?
dezlovestoread Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015
Agreed XD
ShadiceMaple Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...Why not ask China for advice? I mean, he has four children to take care of!! qwq;;
Anyways, this is seriously just so adorable...must read next chapter now...
hedgehogs11 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

I agree with you CatSidheKuro-chan. Also, wow England, have you been spending time with France lately hmmmm?



Arthur: Our?? x smirk x

Me: We are raising them together right right?

Arthur: True True

Me: I am going to bed. Guten Nocht.

Arthur: Why the German?

Me: I have always said Guten Nocht.....

Arthur: Whatever


CatSidheKuro Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Ok why the flip did I ask France for advice?!?!? I don't trust the pervert

XioTehLeafKing Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Student General Artist
 Why did I ask France for advice?! What's wrong with me!!!
hetalialover72 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
France:you have to
Me: alright, that's it, reader-chan out!!!
OnePieceFan97782 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
LOL so true!
hetalialover72 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
MochiFace Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
AAAAAAAAHHHHH! I want another child!
(He He He)
HailleyPie Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Couldn't help but jump around the house and squeal like a fan-girl and look high XDD THIS IS TOO ADORABLE!!!!!
Arthur: Do you want another child?
Me: :iconyusplz:
Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student General Artist
At the beginning when the reader said my hips hurt I was like wait did....... then I read the rest. So yeah I need to stop hanging with Prussia and France.
SunaoKonoe Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
I really love this!!! I thought I'm GONNA DIE!!! :iconimgonnadieplz: I thought I'm gona diiieeeee!!!!
I really love your work!!! :iconletmehugyouplz:
CrescentMoon707 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
Too...many.....chibis. *faints from cuteness overload*
spunkycatgirl Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Were you hanging around Prussia?
Cause, uh,.........*runs*
Mitchie98 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! He just said did we want another child and I know some other one won't come out of no where this time.......WE'RE BRINGING SEXY BACK!! Hope the children won't be there to hear or see that either.
YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
Fuck yea!🇬🇧
SarahMc777 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
"Do you want another child?"
Iggy, quit trying to make me your territory.:flaguk:
Not that I would mind. :D

So what? we have Sealand, Australia, and New Zealand next?
percabethshipper22 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You saw the other countries also taking care of children. Spain is taking care of a little Romano and China taking care of 4 new Asians countries: Japan, Hong Kong, Korea and Taiwan; Russia helping him. Prussia is taking care of little Germany. Hungary and Austria are taking care of little Italy. Netherlands taking care of little Belgium.
I just can't stop squealing because of the cuteness in my imagination about those Chibi!Countries X3
blaze1893 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Alfred get my gun daddy and I are going hunting
Nicky-Hetalia Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
I love this chapter! XD
bluelady1927 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Haha XD but only France knows how to rock!
chibi-chocolate123 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012

I would jump him. i love this. But I must have had a brain disease if I asked FRANCE for 'child' help.
Arletix Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012
DAT PRUSSIA SMIRK!! :icondatarseplz:
Anyway, I want to hear the story of Francey-pants!! :D
keep doin' the great work! :)
Josephinethestatuete Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Last thing he said....:iconnosebleedingplz: not in front of the kids silly
Atsukaz Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ImmaNinjaPplz Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
Just a question. If he gave me clothes, how would he know my size O.o Stalker... (Not that I don't mind XD * SHOT*)
DragonaDemon Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
KawaiiPioneer Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This reminds me of the time a befriended a french and he told me a whole lot of stuff < U >
Oh God Why QAQ
1keilany Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
if i have a baby girl her name will be lovina *is still thinking of a boy name*
AkitaSadure Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Student Writer
I love this! It's my favorite FanFiction I have ever read! :3~
0xWhaii Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Student Writer
aww thanks >//////<
AkitaSadure Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Student Writer
No probs! *still crazy fangirling*
SilverScreams999 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
dumb-derper11 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
onhonhonhonnn...~ :insertpervyfrance:
Dravenkirkland Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
I love the last line!!!!!!! XD <3<3<3
xion-roxas Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
>U< this is awesome~

:iconifaintplz: oh Arthur~
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0xWhaii Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student Writer
what's the point of removing them? It's already reported :facepalm:
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